Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
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A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
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In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
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Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
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Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
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Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
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A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
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A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
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An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
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Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
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A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
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Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
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Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
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The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
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X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
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The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
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A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
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Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
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Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
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An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or â†, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. âžµ U+27B5).
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A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
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Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
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Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
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Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
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A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
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A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
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Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
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A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
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Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
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Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
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100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.
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02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber 5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper 5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices 5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fish Food 5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Merbobos 5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
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00E - Use a continue
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03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher 10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat 10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Bloody Bobo 10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Ironic 10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience 10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy 10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power 10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Walk On Water 10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Bloody Chum 25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul 25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
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07 - Get Machine Gun
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05 - Pick up an extra balloon
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07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
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06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Soap On A Dope 5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bombs Away 10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Punchy Power 10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points
05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Super Slash 10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Waste Not 10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Air Defence 5 Points
Complete Air Defence
Airborne Tactics 5 Points
Complete Airborne tactics
Basic Tactics 5 Points
Complete Basic Tactics
Defence Tactics 5 Points
Complete Defence Tactics
First Encounter 10 Points
Complete First Encounter
Fast Decision 10 Points
Complete Fast Decision
Retreat 10 Points
Complete Retreat
Sharp Assault 10 Points
Complete Sharp Assault
Air Domination 25 Points
Complete Air Domination
Breath of Air 25 Points
Complete Breath of Air
Crossfire 25 Points
Complete Crossfire
Desert Rush 25 Points
Complete Desert Rush
Desert Town 25 Points
Complete Desert Town
Duel 25 Points
Complete Duel
Hard Road 25 Points
Complete Hard Road
Infiltration 25 Points
Complete Infiltration
Oasis 25 Points
Complete Oasis
Bloody Canyon 50 Points
Complete Bloody Canyon
The Only Chance 50 Points
Complete the Only Chance
Break Point 100 Points
Complete Break Point
I hate myself and I want to die. 25 Points
RAAAWR.
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Pity Party 25 Points
T_T
Roman Partytime! 25 Points
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Recycler 5 Points
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
In The Zone 10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! 10 Points
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Zero Gravity 10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
Immortal 25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Zoned Out 5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management 10 Points
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations 10 Points
Collect 20 crates in one match
Magic Number 10 Points
Get a 3x multikill
4 On The Floor 25 Points
Get a 4x multikill
Architect 25 Points
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos 25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Veteran 25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5 50 Points
Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! 50 Points
Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor 50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge 50 Points
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away 50 Points
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Quick Feet 5 Points
Quickly move down the mountain.
Thrill Seeker 10 Points
Flirt with death.
Ultimate Goatman 10 Points
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Ultimate Fireman 25 Points
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Hooked 5 Points
Play the game many times in one session.
Hot Toes 10 Points
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Ultimate Survivor 25 Points
Reach a score of 1500
Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Ultimate Rockman 100 Points
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat 5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy 5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist 5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Steel Sword 5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword 5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies 5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Skull 5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start 5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown 10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober 10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack 10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You Should Block 10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Arrow Death 5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Extra Kupo 5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Impalation 5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Blue Flames 10 Points
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Rock Death 10 Points
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Weak Defense 10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
